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Beware the Creeper!

Iain's life as a psychotic crimefighter


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From deborahb:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

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I'm sorry to say, that wasn't exactly a ciggie. But Cthulhu was well pleased with our work...

Do you remember that time when you were forced to busk for a living? You were riding your unicycle around Circular Quay, juggling three chainsaws while reciting excerpts from Hansard, when someone casually tossed a fourth chainsaw into the mix. That didn't go so well, did it. I guess you'd never practiced with four chainsaws. And you probably never will now, what with the missing limbs and all.

I was the one who tossed that chainsaw. Sorry.

I've managed to retrain my tongue muscles and I'm working my way back to chainsaws, starting with whipper snippers.

But, yes, four is hard now.

... and *I* was that sheep!

Ha! A Blackadder joke!

Permission to yell BRAVO!!! in a very loud voice...

I thought it looked like ewe.

Anything I write might get me recommended for the Bad Sex Writing competition.......

I enjoyed that elaborate pantomime you constructed for Citizen Kane - especially the 'Rosebud' sled you made out of popsicle sticks - for "Australia's Favourite Film". Pity it came in at number eleven.

film buff Berko

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